dp x dc prompt #54

When Danny was first given the opportunity to make a public persona when he came to live in Gotham, he was a little bit concerned. How was he supposed to come up with an entire elaborate character to act as all the time. Then he remembered the time that Vlad called him a rabid badger when he got especially angry and a genius idea came into existence.

When the press gathered around to interview and write about the newest Wayne adoption, they thought they had seen it all already. The last new child had tried to skewer one of the unsuspecting interns after all. When the teenager didn’t even get all the way out of the car before punching someone standing too close and snarling at him, several considered filing their resignation letters on the spot. The pay wasn’t worth this.

Someone actually manages to get the answer as to WHY he was like that

He told them that is creepy godfarther/uncle was trying to fuck his mother, murder his farter and make him his business currupt son

Danny tekled about how this "fruitloop" would forceful drag him to galas, photoshoots, interviews and after all the drama of adopting all those things have become a PTSD trigger

Everyone feels sorry and after that he's nolonger pestered by the press

(Yes all his siblings are jelous and proud)

Until said creepy godfarther/uncle tries to get custody over danny, all bruce wayne did was relese the information to the press

Now there are hundrers of gothem press breaking down his door for making them deal with the feral racoon he traumatised

Perfect. Absolutely perfect.

After this the attitude changes to “he may be a feral raccoon with rabies, but he’s OUR feral raccoon with rabies >:(“

(Imagine if you add in the prompt where Danny bites joker, and he’s killed by the bacteria in his mouth. It would just 100% convince Gothamites of everything and you get the “don’t pet it sweetie it might bite, you don’t know what  diseases it might have” parent talks but about Danny)

Nonono, no. Hear this: civilian Danny bites the Joker during some hostage situation.

He didn't think much would come from it, except for the clown letting go of him and giving the rest of the bats (who were suited up at the time) a chance to pounce.

They did. The clown was beat. The day saved...

But!

Danny's weird ass ecto-contaminated halfa saliva (which is harmless to humans) has a severe reaction to the crazy chemicals in the Joker's bloodstream. The murder clown simply suffers an extreme allergic reaction and straight up keels over and dies from anaphylactic shock.

Danny: ...

Batman: ...

All of Gotham: ...

Batkids: ... *beat* ...Well we sure didn't have that on our bingo card... But we'll take it!

Jason in the background: *Laughing himself sick and declaring Danny the best thing ever*

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This is magnificent and perfect for the running joke of Gothamites telling everyone else,
"It's okay he don't bite."
"YES HE DO!"

Whoops.

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Thinking constantly today about @cyrwrites Prompt about >Red Hood Danny< really made suffering through the migraine easier, but now I realize I missed the opportunity to have more fun with it by switching the boys rather than having both Tims on the same side of the Travel Door. Why had a one "whomst the fuck" when you can have two?

Also bc I'm all about suffering I was thinking about Danny's time in captivity and also Jason's fate in this universe too.

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I’ve rewritten the start of the au fill with Danny&Tim fluff, and working out backstory/universe basics for both worlds and I’m really enjoying how both could be seen as the Darker Timeline but the main change between them that’s important is Jason’s Universe is more Malevolent bc Clockwork pays more attention to it and absolutely puts these bitches in situations.

Other differences include Jason’s Bruce was harsher with Tim’s training and fails under ‘Bruce is kind of a Bad Person’ while Danny’s Bruce looked at this child insisting he needs a Robin and went ‘is anyone going to keep this hellion from getting himself killed?’ And didn’t wait for the Drakes to return from their trip to answer.

Jason Tim’s parents do the canon die/coma combo; while Danny Tim’s parents just legit expect him to raise himself after he turns eight.

Both Tims experience a Beldam. Jason Tim manages to fight it off himself while Danny steps in to deal with this threat on his terf thanks for an alley kid giving him a tip. Danny checks in with the kid regularly and all but formally adopts him as little brother. He does not tell Bruce/Batman about Tim. It’s a mutual agreement.

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Robin!Danny was just as punny as Dick and absolutely always ready to throw hands. Talkative and friendly. Bright and terrifyingly as capable of blending into the surroundings as Batman despite being yellow red and green colored.

Danny Wayne was feral and merciless to anyone who got in his face or insulted him. More than one camera never survived a public appearance of the second Wayne boy.

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A Devil You Don't Know

Imagine a Tim Drake, who is very close to the Red Hood and the Batfamily. He travels (somehow) into this new universe that has a Red Hood who is not Daniel Fenton.

First reaction, after taking a sip of his coffee to confirm he's awake:

"Who the heck are you?"

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Yes, Jason Todd does not exist in this Tim's universe.

Cyr I haven’t stopped thinking about this since I saw it. Maybe RH!Danny has his accident with the portal early, everything is roughly the same until Pariah Dark happens. His parents learn his secret after everything settles bc Danny’s experience with nearly ending terrified him and well Reality Trip happened prior to this so obviously they would accept him!?

Danny is 12, his parents are more DC mad science villain and it goes bad when he tells them bc it’s a cry different set of circumstances from Reality Trip.

Danny flees and ends up in Gotham bc Batman is an Urban Myth/Cryptid and thus not likely to hand him over to the government.

Danny: pikachu meme when he ends up adopted by Bruce Wayne aka Batman

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💥SPIDER-PUNK💥

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wahoo here they r in one place!

Dp x dc scenarios I can't make into full fics because of my crippling adhd

"So who's this?! Introduce us to your new friend" Richard yelled out.

It was quite a bother, he hadn't wanted Danny to meet his family at all. He internally cursed, of course Danny just had to crash into Richard.

"Richard, This is Daniel Fenton. We met a month ago." Damian told his brother rather blandly, quickly trying to drag Danny away.

"Hi! Just call me Danny tho. Who are you?" Danny waved out.

"Ah, Call me Dick then, I'm Damian's brother" at that Danny cringed a little

"What's your actual name tho?" Drawing a confused look out of all the waynes currently there.

"Richard?"

"Sorry Richard I can't say your name because it's technically a curse word"

"Danny, you can just say it. It's literally the name he goes by" Damian tried

"Ah no I can't, literally. Everyone in our town got cursed to never say a curse word" Danny then continued "Like *BEEEP* , It makes it worse to be honest. I just said *BEEEP* . Uhh your name. But it makes it sound like I'm uttering the darkest words that could make a sailor pause"

"How tf does that even happen" Drake said, but was quickly over taken by Jason who interrupted "Ha! We all should just call you Beep "

"someone made a wish, probably some mom , a rightous Karen maybe "

ALT

This meme leapt into my head earlier at work, so I had to make it

Robin: Duo

Having both Bruce and Dick coming across two different kids at the same time was definitely not planned.

Jason had been passed the Robin mantle without Dick's permission… And Dick had definitely not taken the news well, when he had gotten the memo. But to be fair, he'd taken to call someone else Robin while he was living away from Bruce.

Someone that was his adopted son, Danny.

Gotham and Bludhaven go full duelling banjos over who gets to pass on the Robin legacy

Danny and Jason meet and just don't care. Their dad's are glaring at each other claiming their kid is the true Robin. But Danny just asks Jason if he wants to sneak off and fix [problem of the week] with him. Jason is down.

Danny calls Jason city Robin and Jason calls Danny hick Robin and they get everything dealt with. Dick and Bruce find them with a bunch of goons tied up around them. The two boys are playing a makeshift game of marbles or something as they wait for their dads and the police to show up.

Bruce and Dick finally cave in the face of their boys’ friendship

Bruce offers to help Jason pick another alias. Dick admits “Batman and Robin” is classic, and Jason is a good kid. They’ll let the boys decide who should change their name

Neither of them are prepared to be instantly shouted down the now-unionised Robins

(Was Bill the Goon at the bust collecting union dues? Maybe)

Danny and Jason BOTH refuse to change. They’ve also independently worked out a schedule that allows them to trade one weekend a month so Jason can hang out with Dick and Danny can terrorise Bruce

This is specifically to keep their various goons on their toes and not sure which Robin is where

(Jason also super wants to hang out with Dick Dick was his hero and Danny is mildly curious about Batman)

Dick and Bruce cannot bear to disappoint their boys and thus the feud ends

Years later when Jason dies and then uns (Danny’s in the Ghost Zone on extended medical leave right around that unfortunate mom incident and doesn’t get home in time, he was Jason’s first call)

1) Danny Knows the second he rises. But he doesn’t recognise the feeling, and goes to Frostbite to beg not to be told there is a third ghost puberty

2) Talia is deeply confused as to why Jason’s angry rants about Tim ALWAYS trail off to “didn’t even join the union”

(Tim did, it was the proudest day of his life, Danny swore him in with Alfred in a secret ceremony after Dick refused to go back and Danny wouldn’t leave Dick.

This was before Bruce accepted him but Tim was Robin from the second Danny gave him the oath

“I will listen to my mentor only when absolutely necessary and no more interesting options present themselves”

Dick fucking hates the oath but it was his Robin motto what’s he gonna do)

3) Jason’s return is curtailed instantly by a Dannytackle, Danny latches on like a goddamn koala and guess what, both former-twink Robins are over 6’ now

Danny’s getting closer to his bio dad’s 6’9 though so he’s 6 inches taller than Jason already, Jason is finally the small one again

(Tim is extremely hopeful with this development and the fact that he’s 5’4 into his thirties KILLS HIM)

Jason is reluctantly forced to admit maybe he shoulda tried to contact his Half Dead Best Friend Who He Knew Was Half Dead When He Met Him after undying

Danny takes him straight to Frostbite for a checkup, sorry Talia brainwashing we hosing him down in the good stuff

Danny explains the Tim thing Robin to Robin, including Tim’s reasoning and how hard Tim tried to get anyone else to do it

Jason’s still pissed and can’t bear being Robin again, but pares back his plans to the takeover of Crime Alley

Bruce wouldn’t kill for him, but Danny tells him Dick did the second Jason mentions being unavenged, and Danny’s also had some of his own friendlier rogues making the Joker SUFFER in non human detectable ways

They all agree he’s gonna be a ghost when he officially goes, disagree on how human he currently is, and adopt Jason as their baby the second he’s home

Jason is not thrilled by this, but again, what’s he gonna do? Ember is his mom now and she bullies Roman Sionis for him

There’s a new final verse to “Remember” just for the young heroes

And a whole new album, but Remember is her staple and she gets feeling like you were forgotten

Tim is taken by Danny to a secret location and told only that he has a final Robin Union task to perform to be legally Robin’d

He loses his SHIT when Jason introduces himself, puts a hand on his shoulder, and thanks him for carrying the torch

(Dick takes Tim in as his Robin the second Bruce fires him for Damian, there’s a Tradition and Damian spends six months a non-union Robin

Gotham goons hear about it and call him Scab-Robin until Damian breaks, asks what the fuck is happening, asks what a union is, and is FURIOUS that his father has dishonoured him by making him a scab

He was told Robin was just the title for Batman’s side kick (and Nightwing’s but Talia doesn’t mention Dick) but it is a LEGACY and an ORGANIZATION and his word MATTERS

He apologises to Tim in the most awkward way possible, offers Tim a sword as recompense, and asks to be taught of the union

Tim, who has been waiting for this moment with popcorn the second “Scab-Robin” was said aloud, is less triumphant than he thought he’d be

Damian’s just a kid, fighting to find his place in the world and learning that it’s not as simple as he was raised to believe

He Cannot be a Robin that only Batman approved

He might as well make a whole new name

Every Robin is sworn in by the Robins before them (except Dick, who has asked why the hell he doesn’t get to be part of union ceremonies, and was told he got grandfathered in and isn’t a founding member

This was too funny for him to argue with without smiling and Danny says that means he won)

Robin Union reigns supreme)

(Steph isn’t an official Robin when Bruce tries to tap her to replace Tim either, but they swear her in a week later because Tim really is trying to quit

They do a private mantle passing ceremony that is the most overblown the four present Robins (Dick, Danny, Tim, Steph) can come up with for shits and giggles)

Danny eventually takes the hero name Jabberwock, which the others all insist is not a bird and he insists they can’t prove that

(He choses it because Jason enjoyed that poem and he and Danny used to yell the nonsense words at each other over comms on missions)

DC x DP: The assistant

Tim Drake gets a new personal assistant. It's not that he wants a new one, but Tam is taking on a different position since her knowing his secret isn't enough to stop her from spreading her wings.

So Tim opened her old position and screened through applications. He gets frustrated by everyone who applies because they are all older and think they know better. Yes, he plays his part, but being talked down to despite being CEO for years is frustrating.

He takes a break for some coffee between interviews and happens upon one of the people he interviewed being extremely rude to an employee.

The employee is laughing at him for throwing a fit over there, not being almond milk, and not even trying to entertain his adult tantrum. Tim watches the boy lose his job for being disrespectful to essential customers and falls a little bit in love.

He follows the boy outside, offering him a job before he can think with his head and not his hormones and the ex- birista accepts.

Danny Fenton starts the following day, shocked to find himself with an excellent-paying job. He honestly thought the weird sleep-deprived guy who offered him a job was a drug dealer or confused Danny for a male escort so this was a pleasant surprise.

Danny prides himself on being the one Barista at the WE Starbucks that doesn't get weird about high level personel. That isn't to say all the others are /super/ weird, they just... are intimidated by the people who could literally ruin their lives at the drop of a hat.

Danny is just built different. You kinda have to be when you face off against the tyrant king of the dimension that holds all dimensions together /and win/ at age 15. Not to mention the whole "on the run from the government and your parents after several weeks of torture that is still technically legal" thing.

All this to say, Danny has very, very few fucks to give to the people who run the company that his lowly Starbucks job is placed in.

This does have the unfortunate side effect of making his managers unhappy with him when he doesn't show the 'correct' amount of respect to the people who come and go. He is on thin ice after the last time he stared down a WE Board member until they stopped yelling at him. It doesn't matter that Ms. Fox, the PA for the CEO, likes him and stood up for him during the incident last time, he is supposed to be on his best behavior.

This particular, red-faced, spitting mad customer is not one Danny recognizes. There are a combination of factors that lead to Danny's quote-unquote breakdown on this customer and Danny takes a half a second while he waits stonefaced for a break in the man's rant to list them.

1. Danny wasn't able to sleep last night. The combination of insomnia, ADHD, and PTSD made it literally impossible.
2. Danny has weathered four of these people already and has only been here for an hour.
3. Tam, the PA for the CEO that likes him, told him two days ago that she is moving jobs so he won't see her nearly as often anymore. Danny considers Tam a pretty good friend. They even text each other memes now!
4. Every one of the angry people so far have been interview candidates for Tam's job including the man in front of him.
5. Danny is just. So fucking tired. He does not have the patience for this.

The man finally stops for a breath and Danny takes that as his que. "So what I am hearing is that you want me, literally the lowest person on the Starbucks corporate ladder, to personally loose my job because we don't carry the specific brand of soy milk that you prefer?"

The man opens his mouth to say something and Danny holds a hand up to stop him. One if his coworkers snorts quietly and the other mutters, "Danny just snapped," so quietly that Danny is absolutely sure no one was suppossed to hear it.

Time to put his hard earned psychological evaluation skills to use. He has never been more glad for Jazz's special interest in psychology then now. He is loosing his job after this for sure, so he is gonna make it count.

"No, I think it is your turn to listen. You, Sir, aren't actually mad about any of this. You are, at most, a little annoyed by the change in product but ultimately give less of a fuck about that I do about your quite frankly /childish/ temper tantrum."

Danny refuses to acknowledge that the pair of people walking through the door are Tam and Mr.Drake-Wayne. He knows that Tam will enjoy the show, at least, and maybe if he makes a good enough impression he can get Mr. Drake-Wayne's phone number to ask him on a date. Tim is fucking pretty, sue him. Danny keeps his eyes firmly locked on the man in front of him.

"No you are mad because you were dismissed from your interview for PA to the CEO 20 minutes early because you think you could do the job of CEO better then the young Mr. Drake-Wayne and acted like it. You think your 'real diploma', bachelor's in Business Management, and generational wealth make you inherently better then people like Mr. Drake-Wayne and I who dropped out of high school and haven't publicly persued any higher education. You think that people like him should be here in my shoes where you don't have to pretend to think of them as actual humans deserving of basic courtesy and respect, so when he called you out on your frankly archaic biases and dismissed you from being eligible for the position ten minutes into your allotted time with him-which you were already insulted by because the meeting was based on /his/ schedule instead of yours-it made you uncomfortable. You don't like that someone so young and seemingly uneducated is better then you because it doesn't fit your narrow little world view where the only people worth calling people are the ones who grew up with silver spoons in their mouths."

Danny is pretty sure Tam is holding back from cheering him on. He swallows the grin that threatens to appear because of it and finally takes his eyes off of the asshole only to pretend to inspect his nails, letting boredome suffuse the air around him as he keeps going.

"You can't just say that to him though, because reguardless of how bitter and jealous you are that he is in that spot instead if you, you recognize that he has all the power in that situation and you just have to deal with it. But you don't like feeling small and wrong and out of control, so you decided that you would do what always makes you feel better when someone you consider lesser comes out on top of you; you found the nearest little guy that you could scream at without consequences and proceeded to throw the exact kind of temper tantrum you can't throw in front of Mr. Drake-Wayne."

Is that a hint of awe in Tim's eyes? Danny fights another grin down when Tam looks at Tim and a menacing kind of glee makes its way into her expression.

"Unluckly for you, I don't need a high school diploma or college degree to be able to tell that all this screaming is a result of a superiority complex used to mask the fact that you know, in the back of your head, deep down in the bottom of your heart, how insignificant you are. You have to pretend those things like age and official education and wealth make you better then you are because otherwise you would have to face the reality of your own abilities. If those things don't matter, then you are mediocre at best. And if you are mediocre, then what makes you different from the people you consider below you?"

The cafe is silent as Danny finally looks back up at the man and grins. "It's okay though, you can keep yelling at me if you want. Sometimes our feelings are just too big to fit inside our bodies and we need to let them out, but we don't always have the tools to do that in a healthy way. Maybe after you feel better, you can look into some better coping skills then taking your misplaced agression out on innocent baristas."

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Tim may or may not have just fallen in love.

"Tam I want him to be my PA," he turns to Tam, whose face promises merciless teasing.

Tam just laughs at him.

The idea of Valerie finding out shit about Phantom and/or Cujo through Danny Fentons tiktoks is hilarious to me.

( @hannahmanderr @underforeversgrace see I don’t lie, he is the ghost king in shared cujostody au :) it took a while but it’s real :))

I also like to imagine that all the ghosts know not to fuck around when Danny is recording a tiktok.